Jurassic heavy metal outfit, Hevisaurus says a collective ‘fuck you’ to John Hammond as they pack their bags and head out into the world. To tour. Despite the fact that John might actually be dead… can’t remember as I can’t figure out if I’ve seen the last few Jurassic Park movies…

Anyway, what comes as an crushing disappointment―of meteoric proportions―to our dedicated readers, however, is the fact that all shows take place in Finland: Between November 22nd and 28th, you can see the band play in Espoo, Tampere, Turku, Pori, Lahti, Järvenpää and Hämeenlinna. But hey ― there’s plenty of time to order plane tickets and book accommodation!

But if you’re a broke ass metalhead, do not despair as Hevisaurus will release a new album Hirmuliskojen Yö (pretty much “Night of the Dinosaurs” in English) on September 15th. That’s like what? Two weeks away? FUCK! This time around, the dinosaurs won’t be doing it all by themselves, as there’s a whole bunch of starstruck special guests including Janne Wirman (Children of Bodom), Burton (HIM), Elias Viljanen (Sonata Arctica) appearing on the disc. And some others.

So there you have it. You have a reason to live on.

At least until Turok finds out he has a job to do…