3…2…1…ignition!
Welcome to Teethofthedivine.com. It’s April 1st, but we’re no fools. We’re the real deal. We braved nearly a year at the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan in order to make today a reality, and as much as we’d like to give props to the Russian government, who lease the space gangster-style, we’re really happy to home. [...]

Welcome to Teethofthedivine.com’s blog section. The original title was Salty Dick’s Stupendous Blog, but I get enough Viagra and porn spam. So, it’s simply just ‘blog.’ I mean this site should be 100% SFW. That’s no guarantee, however. Some of our staff really love, as in Bromance Love, metalcore, and some of that is definitely [...]