Welcome to Teethofthedivine.com’s blog section. The original title was Salty Dick’s Stupendous Blog, but I get enough Viagra and porn spam. So, it’s simply just ‘blog.’ I mean this site should be 100% SFW. That’s no guarantee, however. Some of our staff really love, as in Bromance Love, metalcore, and some of that is definitely NSFW.

So, what’s the purpose or grand idea behind having a blog on a metal site? We, as in the collective group here at Teethofthedivine.com, really just want to rant, descant (the insalubrious, of course), run our dirty little mouths, pontificate grandiosely, comment on stuff we’ve heard before anyone else, post random YouTube videos, and observe the world—i.e., metaldom—around us from the safety of a username and password-protected CMS. Well, we use our real names and we don’t dye our hair pink, blue, yellow, or salmon, so whatever anonymity we have, it’s pretty much gone when we hit the ‘publish’ button. Oh well. We’re tough dudes.

Anyway, we heart all forms of metal. NWOBHM, NWOSDM, death metal, power metal, black metal, thrash metal, forest metal, and just about everything in-between. So, bookmark this blog, do the RSS-thing, spray paint our name on viaducts, and send our tech guy—he’s half a world a way (no, not in Kazakhstan), but he’ll thank you for it—pallets of Monster Energy drink. If we become famous, we’ll put your name on our ‘dude ticker’ when our talk show on network television becomes a reality. Sound like a deal?

Welcome. We’re new here, too.